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Kaintucks

What’s that?

You may say that Kaintucks are people from Kentucky but that is only sorta right. For our intents and purposes, Kaintucks are the farmers and part-time boatmen who took goods down the Mississippi River to the growing town of Natchez in the late 1700s to about 1810. That was easy, for the most part, as the river flows in that direction. It was not so easy going back up.

After hitting Natchez and unloading their goods, the Kaintucks dismantled their boats and either sold the lumber or dragged it back up the Natchez Trace. Remember, the Trace was just a bunch of paths heading to Nashville.

More than 10,000 men WALKED north in 1810 alone. It was 500 miles, and took 25-40 days, depending on who you ask. And how many robbers were on the road. Plus weeds and fallen trees and vines and shrubs and snakes.

Bands of travelers moved closer together, with intense caution, through the glassy tunnels of the Trace, for all the proportion went away, and they followed one another like insects goin at down through the heavy grass.

Eudora Welty


Note the whiskey barrels (made you look). Must be from Kentucky which we know from a previous SGA tour. Also horses.

All Soda Is Coke

If it’s root beer, it’s Coke. If it’s Sprite, it’s Coke. If it’s Coke, you guessed it… It’s Coke. Shall we go on? That’s just how lingo goes around here, and if it’s called anything else—like pop or cola—then we know you’re not a local.

Petticoat Junction

Oh, please. You do remember this one. Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, Betty Jo? While you are scratching your head, here are some of the zillions of water towers in Mississippi. 

Extra credit for pix of other water towers. 

Speaking of water towers, here is a story about a sign, not a water tower. We are not going to Hot Coffee, but it is close to Whynot which we are going near.


In the late 1870s some guy figured out that an inn would be a good thing at the intersection of popular north-south and east-west roads. Ya think? Anyhow, he built one with a store and hung a coffee pot over the door, advertising “the best hot coffee around”. His coffee was made from spring water and New Orleans beans, and molasses drippings for sweetener. He never served cream with his coffee, believing it ruined the taste. Note to self: look up molasses drippings.

You cannot get hot coffee in Hot Coffee. True that.

To play you out, the theme song. We knew you would remember.

Fighting Okra

The Fighting Okra is the mascot of Delta State University baseball or basketball, depending on who you ask. Really. Also Statesmen. Hey, it is the Delta, they can have as many mascots as they want.


Don’t you wish you had an okra instead of a knight, warrior, cougar or whatever?


In case you live under a rock (or in anyplace else but the Delta), okra is a funky vegetable with slimy seeded guts. It is used in gumbo. Also fried. Do not be scared.


You can buy a T shirt at the bookstore. We want one, don’t you?

You didn’t think we would leave you without a song, did you? This is okra blues. Yes, there is such a thing, even if we did just make it up.

Clown Car Cure

The darling/courageous/who-knows-what Mrs. Lottie B. Ellison of Rawls Falls (say that ten time fast), Mississippi, was awarded a patent (#1,323,177, to be exact) in 1919 for  her design of a passenger-side door that would accommodate a third front-seat rider without causing discomfort to other occupants. The door consisted of a retractable bottom section which, when flipped up, allowed an extra rider to sit on the floor while resting his/her feet on the outside running board. 

Sounds like every teenager we know. 

While we are on the subject, this 1943 cartoon was titled “You’re the man, Jones, who said car pooling wouldn’t work!”